Why You Should Not Eat Turkey For Thanksgiving
Just look at me
I'm skin and bones.
Looks at the others
They're out on lones.
Just pay 5 bucks
Then haul em in trucks.
You just shouldn't choose me
It's plain to see
My meat is tough
very gritty and rough.
It also tastes bland
Sort of like sand.
See, you shouldn"t choose me.
Just don't choose me
I've got a bad disease.
It makes you sneeze
Just don't choose me.
By Andru
No don't eat me
I'm not the one.
Choose the fat ones
I'm no fun.
Choose him, Choose him
He's pump and juicy
I"n not, I'm not
I'm all ooky.
He's full of meat and delicious stuff
Not me, Not me
I'm skin and bones of slush
By Renee
Don't eat me
Oh Pease! Please! Please!
Why don't you just eat a chicken
In your kitchen.
You eat a turkey every Thanksgiving
...and I like living.
So don't eat me
Oh Please! Please! Please!
Look at me, I'm skin and bones.
I have a disease , hear me moan.
I have fleas
Don't you see.
So Please! Please! Please
Don't eat me!
By Melissa
You can't eat me
Why don't you see?
I am made of this gooey purple stuff
Cause I am pretty tough.
Beside the others are fatter
All I am is flatter
I smell funny
I am not worth any money
That is why you can't eat me
By Jamie